Hospital for Hire

"Hospital for Hire"
The Goodies episode
Episode no. Series 4
Episode 32 (of 76)
Produced by
Starring Tim Brooke-Taylor
Graeme Garden
Bill Oddie
Original air date 15 December 1973
(Saturday — 8.10 p.m.)
Guest stars
Harry H. Corbett as the
"Minister for Health"
The Fred Tomlinson Singers as "..."
Series 4 episodes
List of The Goodies episodes

Hospital for Hire is an episode of the British comedy television series The Goodies — a BAFTA-nominated series for Best Light Entertainment Programme.[1][2][3]

This episode is also known as "The National Health Service".

As always, the episode was written by members of The Goodies.

Contents

Plot

The National Health Service is having problems, so the Goodies become doctors. They pass all the tests — including beer drinking and nurse chasing.

Later, Graeme develops a special tonic and the Goodies sell it at a Medicine show. They also set up their own eccentric outdoor hospital, performing X-rays (a classic moment sees Graeme being frightened and running away at the sight of a skeleton emerging from behind the X-ray machine) and operations, as well as setting bones and delivering babies.

The Goodies become obsessed with curing people, and collect patients from all over. Soon, all of Britain is cured by Graeme's tonic.

When the Goodies later become ill, they discover that curing the nation from sickness has unexpected disadvantages.

Songs written and sung by Bill Oddie

Spoofs and cultural references

Quotes

Quote 1

  • Graeme: "What did he say?"
  • Tim: "He said how dare we criticize the National Health Service! If they are a bit slow, that's because they keep being pestered by sick people. And he went on to say, if we do anything anytime, we should become doctors, so there."
  • Bill: "He said all that just then?"
  • Tim: "No, I left out the rude bits."

References

  1. ^ Light Entertainment Production nomination — official BAFTA website
  2. ^ Best Light Entertainment Programme nomination — official BAFTA website
  3. ^ Information is given, by the BBC, about the BAFTA-nomination on the back of the "The GOODIES ... At Last ... Back for More, Again!" DVD cover.

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